Fairy God mother

Where's the fairy Godmother who is supposed to help me so that I can blog and tweet full-time instead of cleaning my house, grading papers, caring for sick hubby, and playing with baby boy on my Monday off?! I tired clicking my heels 3 times and I rubbed a pumpkin (or is it supposed to be rub a lamp?).  I have 3 blogs in draft that I want to finish and post....can I get s ghost writer if the fairy Godmother doesn't show up....blogging & tweeting are more fun than grading papers and drafting an IRB for a research project.....real blog post coming soon....just taking a quick break to ask if anyone has a fairy Godmother I can borrow, and if yes, does she also help with housework and personal grooming?